Popeye's Message

As a famous cartoon character once said "I am what I am and that's all that I am"

So this is what I am, 

I am friend,

I am a man,

I'm a Netflix binge watcher,

And I'm a sucker for sweets,

I am a music-holic, (can't get enough of it)

I am a blade collector,

I'm a The Office fanatic

And I'm a gentleman at heart,

I was in dire need of glasses since 2011,

I was a theater kid,

I was optimistic about my future, but now I can usually see the negative outcome to everything, but that doesn't stop me from smiling,

I love using different names,

I changed my hair color, just because I was bored.

I call my girlfriend Vwin from time to time.

I can tell when someone is having a rough day, 

And I try to be the reason to make it better.

This part might ruin the feel of this post, but I feel like it'll add more to it.

I told my sister that reincarnation is real, but it happens everyday, everyday we die, and every morning we are born anew. We never are the same as the day before, and we'll never be the same again either.

I also told her that I didn't have a voice in the family. That everyone would shush me, even myself. That I'd been a walking shell of a being. But here I have my own voice, I can say things that I want to say.

And now this persona that I have used has filled that shell.

I am the guy with purple knuckles, (long story short I wash my hands too much and people as me why my knuckles are purple)

I am the guy with glasses,

And I am the guy with platinum hair

Slender Auditore is the voice that I needed, to fill up this shell.

I am Slender Auditore.

And I am Gil Lamoureux.

And I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.

Lyrics of my Life

So scream if you wanna, shout if you need. Just let it go
Fight if you need to, smash if it helps you
Get control. - Thousand Foot Krutch

Don't look in her eyes
You might fall and find the love of your life, - Volbeat

Call it in the air,
Heads or tails,
Heads we go to London
And try to save the Queen
Tails we go to Paris,
And try our hand at romance, - Hotspur

I said I'm OK but I know how to lie,
You were all that I had,
You were delicate and hard to find,
I got lost in the back of my mind,
And I can never get back, no I never got back - Yellowcard

Though the marks on your dress
Had been neatly repressed
I knew that something was wrong
And I should have spoke out
And I’m so sorry now
I didn’t know
'Cause we were so young
Oh, clouds of time
Seem to rain on
Innocence left behind
And it never goes away - The Offspring

'Round and around I'd go, addicted to the numb
Living in the cold
The higher, the lower the down, down, down
Sick of being tired and sick of waiting
For another kind of fix
The damage is damning me down, down, down - Adam Lambert

First we run
And then we laugh 'til we cry
But when the night is falling
You cannot find the light, light
You feel your dreams are dying
Hold tight
You've got the music in you
Don't let go - New Radicals

Born Free, It's America!
Best Stuff, It's America!
High Five, It's America!
Watch Out, It's America! - Con Bro Chill

2 Comments

"Hey look I have an email."

This one goes out to the Bloggers that only got only 2 comments. Here's to the ones that Blogs don't get all the view that it wants.

"Hey look I have a new comment."

This one goes out to the ones that don't have the courage to post a comment about the ones that they truly want to.

"Let's see what is say."

Here's to the ones that want comments. No matter how many you got. Then that's how many you got. Get over it.

"And it says... "Good post""

Heart and soul

Can you hear that? That's called a heart beat, It's what helps that wonderful idiot work.

You're standing there in the aisles between the food and the clothes. There it is, that one toy that you want. You're heart goes faster that belief
"Mom!!! Mom!!! Can I get it!!??"
"We'll see okay son?"

You never got the toy, you forgot about it once you see the cereal

You're standing there, eyes meet from across the play ground. There he is you're best friend. You run across to get the best of high fives that'll rule all high fives.

Well that hurt.

You see him talking to her. You start to wonder why you're in the room with them.
You question if all of this is your fault.
He leaves, you comfort her.
"It's okay mom. It'll be fine. He just needs to cool down for a bit."

You see her standing there. With some other guy, wondering if she noticed you yet. Here she comes act natural.
Crap you're stuttering while talking to her. This is not natural you idiot!!!

You're on the phone, telling her it's over.
Once you hang up, you go to her. You get held by her,
"Cry your eyes out, it'll be alright."
"Why does it hurt then mom?"

You see her. With someone else.

There's your friend from fifth grade. He used to be you're best friend. But time have changed you both.

You have a new best friend. She is nice, pretty, and beautiful.

crap...

You're with your best friend, watching a movie. An 80's movie. You put you're arm around her. She leans in... NAILED IT!!!

Excitement, joy, pain, infatuation, hurt, mending, love.

All of these are made possible by that wonderful idiot known as our hearts.

Hear me

Hear me. Hear me please, you've never heard my side. I want to be heard this time. All that I have done was listen to you and your problems, I've always listened to you, I never had the opportunity to tell anyone how I truly feel. So please just hear me out. I've been bottling it up all my life. And now I feel like it's the perfect time to tell you what's been happening in my life. But I need you to listen not just hear me but listen to me. I want to be able to know that you care about me. Please listen to what I have to say.

Short story of sounds

I sent Vwin a picture saying something like sounds that every one enjoys. Here's the pic:
Any way she came up with this shirt story;

You move quietly through the trees, like a hunter stalking it's prey. The red and yellow leaves are still. The only sound is the occasional crunching of leaves on the forest floor, from a deer or a squirrel. You get to the gravel road you've been looking for. For a few minutes you wait at the treeline. Finally, the person you're tracking comes walking by. You watch through slitted eyes as he passes. He walks carelessly down the gravel road, his feet making a satisfying crunching sound. You follow silently through the trees nearby. Eventually, he gets to his destination- a crackling fire, tended to by few other people. They laugh and talk, and you wait patiently, not revealing yourself. At long last, they all sleep. This is your moment. You creep forward on silent feet to the tent of the man you've been following. Entering is easy and painless. He looks so peaceful, sleeping there, not a care in the world. The moonlight barely illuminates his sturdy features. Suddenly you swoop down. You clamp your hand over his mouth, and a split second later you twist his head sharply. The snap of his neck is deeply satisfying. That will teach him to mess with the likes of you. Just as quickly as you came, you leave the tent and disappear into the forest without a sound. Before you know it you're back at home, snuggling on the couch with your cat. She begins to purr contentedly. You feel the exact same way.

How to Go Trick or Treating as a Teen

Step 1: Make sure that it's Halloween.

Other wise, it will be really awkward.

Step 2: Get a friend who is willing to go trick or treating with you.

A friend who is not going to trick or treat is a friend who has already lost their childhood. Make sure that you have a friend who is willing to be a child once more.

Step 3: Have costumes at the ready

One of you will have to be a ghost figure out between which one of you will be the responsible one and which one would be the cute factor.

Step 4: The Ghost

The ghost in this operation will pretend to be a little kid in a bed sheet ghost. Grab some bed sheets that neither of you care about and then cut some holes in them. These holes will serve as your eyes.

Step 5: The "Responsible" One

As the "responsible" one, you have to present the ghost of your little brother / sister or your little niece / nephew. Make sure that they are able to also get some candy because double the candy I mean am I right?

Step 6: Presentation

The presentation of this trick is to make sure that you and your friend get Halloween candy without going to look frowned upon as you are both teenagers. Present the one who is the "responsible" one as the uncle / aunt / older brother / older sister. The one playing the ghost will make sure that they act as cute as possible and as childy / toddlery as possible. They must be crouching down so that they seem tiny once given the candy then they'll stand up and both the shall either run away or have a good laugh with the person who gave out the candy.

Step 7: GET THE CANDY!!!!

Go trick or treating and have a happy Halloween.